How many
men does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
Three.
One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the
screwing part.
What did
God say after creating man?
I can do so much better!
Make it
idiot proof and
someone will make a better idiot.
I'm not a
complete idiot,
some parts are missing!
*Don't
piss me off!
I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
I'm one of
those bad things
that happen to good people!
What does
it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling
your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
